OSM{Arkansas State} 47, Memphis 3

September 10--Congratulations, Arkansas State! The Red Wolves won quite convincingly against the Memphis Tigers, who it appears are more worthy of that Shame Mask. Arkansas State outgained Memphis 611 yards to 187. Starting QB Ryan Aplin was 19 of 21, but still managed to throw an interception against his 3 TDs and 274 yards. His backup was 10 of 12 for 101 yards and a TD. Not too shabby. It's been 11 months since we last saw Memphis here at the Shame Mask Central, and unfortunately, the Tigers have lost 11 straight since that win. San Jose State has lost its last 12, and so on that front the Tigers are safe. And they do have the Governors of Austin Peay coming down for a visit next week. This I-AA team lost 72-10 to Cincinnati in their only game of the season so far. Party on Beale Street? We'll see.